HANS BLITZKRIEG
Age: Timeless
Height: 6'3"
Weight: (You - insecurities) + Sexual Plyometrics
Total Exp: 1944
Agility: 69
Strength: 4
Inappropriate Conduct: 98/100
Success rate: 92/100
Signature Moves:
The big OH(prah), The Holzfäller, The Ben Johnson, Shouting obscenities, The Sexual Predator, Getting Arrested
Background:
Height: 6'3"
Weight: (You - insecurities) + Sexual Plyometrics
Total Exp: 1944
Agility: 69
Strength: 4
Inappropriate Conduct: 98/100
Success rate: 92/100
Signature Moves:
The big OH(prah), The Holzfäller, The Ben Johnson, Shouting obscenities, The Sexual Predator, Getting Arrested
Background:
After over twenty years of trainng high profile clients such as princess Diana, Bono, Fidel Castro and Santa Claus, Hans Blitzkrieg turned his focus to volunteer work with children. This endeavour lasted less than a year when he was told that "he would not be asked back again."
Hans has been a part of The Sweatshop Hop Ever since.
Hans has been a part of The Sweatshop Hop Ever since.